Hi all, reporter here. I want to get the tea on Omnicom's RTO policy and plan. Any scoops or details to share?

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I heard rumors that Wren is planning to pick a Monday in April and have a Musical Chairs Monday. EVERYONE will be required go in to the office that day and anyone who can’t find a chair to sit in will be terminated. That exercise alone should get him at least halfway to his $1B staffing cost reduction goal.

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Hopefully I'm late that day and I'll be gone, Not sure I can last the suffering any longer!

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They are having us go in to show that we’re there. All the meetings are still virtual and we do no in-person collaboration whatsoever. It’s a performance to show that we are good obedient workers.

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My beloved corporate overlords said not to talk to the press.




(I worked on a couch in the office Wednesday because there aren’t enough desks when everyone is in)

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Should also mention, on that note, that a lot of the doors to exit open in, instead of out… which seems like a total fire hazard.

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Haven’t heard anything. They got rid of floors for certain agencies. If everyone is back to the office at the same time we will not have enough seats. This is not a joke.

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So please stop smiling

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Credentials or GTFO

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DMed you!

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Drag them. Their benefits are shit, and they are taking more than what they’re giving us.

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It sounds like… but this may just be a hunch… there’s not enough desks

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Not enough desks...

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That’s a good way to avoid a lay off. Can’t find you, can’t fire you

No more assigned desks

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Bring your own desk

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👀

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I heard there is no policy on office-provided milk in the break room

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They should retitle the break room the Koriva Milk Bar.

Hi Audrey !

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We have to coordinate with our teams so there are always some of us in the office but never all of us.

My team is all over and rarely see or work with anyone on site

if they keep off shoring everyone there will be plenty of desks

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