Hi everyone, I feel super incompetent at Deloitte but think I could be a star at KPMG - anyone willing to give me a referral??

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Interesting tactic to offend the same people you’re asking to help you - perhaps could be part of your problem at your current firm?

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@ MA1, it's the ratio:
20% of time spent on mind-numbing, irrelevant, unnecessary busy work

80% sof time pent on dealing with bullies, inflated egos, ridiculous schedule demands, etc etc etc

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Award for the best post of the day !! 🥇 🥇 🥇

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Honestly this is true. I’ve always been frustrated with how many average people there are at KPMG. DM me and I’ll refer you

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This is so on brand it hurts to look at. Pls stay there OP, you clearly belong!

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Who raised you

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Can we ban Deloitte users from posting? Such pathetic/waste of time/trolly posts consistently from the D

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Yea, dont take away the D, daddy. I need it in my life.

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I thought all the Big4 are the same

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🍔 🍟

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I don’t think I’ve ever see someone lower the bar for themselves so willingly

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Ha honestly, I’ve felt that peeps at KPMG can be avg. But then you come to the nasty realization that all B4 and consulting honestly is the same

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Woah ease up there

Always D

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No Child Left Behind

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Yeah, that's not how consulting works.

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Jokes on you plenty of former kpmg employees at deloitte

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LOL so true. Have had a couple team members marked as LPs exit to Deloitte, which was nice.

That said, I’ve always been impressed by the ppl we’ve brought over from Deloitte.

Op you win for the day, bravo

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Curious to your reasoning. Is KPMG a smaller pond?

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Lol, backhanded compliment or passive aggressive insult? But otherwise , i guess it depends what space youre in -

Don’t mention that in your interview

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