Hire people who smile while being micromanaged and burn out in silence... Is this the worst employer on LinkedIn?

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Are you sure this is not a satirical account? I am getting Modest Proposal vibes from this.

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That manager can mount a sparkley unicorn and trot off to dinner, where he exuberantly Joey Chestnuts a satchel of Richards.

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This is a perfect example of why not everyone is suited or equipped for leadership (just because they think they are).

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What is the “hustletm”?

The Hustle (trademark)

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In person panel event - how Brands and Creators Win Together on TikTok. Let’s get together! DM @linkagency.official on IG if you would like to join

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Pro se plaintiff, an attorney, filed a complaint alleging mold defects after closing on a property. Client, layperson, may have agreed orally to a settlement amount without proof of damages prior to filing appearance and obtaining an attorney. Client filed appearance pro se, then plaintiff sent over a draft settlement agreement few weeks later which client didn’t sign. Client then got an attorney, filed answer, etc. Can this oral agreement be voided for coercion, indefinite mat’l term, etc?

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Applying one year out of undergrad?
Contd..

I am to interview with CTS for Product owner/ manager. Any specific things I should watch out for? Interviewing for Duckcreek. What’s the salary range I can expect?

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Hello in Infosys careers portal my application status is Scheduled interview showing I last 5 days. So is there any one suggest me what is next ??

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Currently at a Tier 2 Strat shop, looking to lateral to MBB PEG/PIPE in the next 3 quarters.

Anyone ok for me to DM?

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Anyone working in product experimentation or innovation lab within a medium/ large scale tech firm?

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My US rep, state rep, and state senator are all running unopposed.

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Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

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12 years ex- Accenture. Certified Scrum Master, Product Owner and Salesforce Certified. In Kolkata (preferred), Open for Bangalore. Currently in Notice period. DM me for open roles.

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Any recruiters on here who have never reached out about a job and then not followed up? Asking for an industry.

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Foreign LLM student here. I plan to take the NY bar exam in February. I’m thinking of taking a bar prep course (most likely Barbri). They offer two options: the “traditional” course (which lasts around 2.5 months) and an extended 6-month course. The difference in price is substantial – 2.5k for the traditional course vs 6k for the extended one. Any thoughts/recommendations on which one I should take? In case it is helpful, I come from a civil law country. Thanks!

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Does AAS pay the same as FDD?

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Can anyone shed light on the Houlihan lokey process

What are the chances of jumping from IQVIA strategy consulting to T2 or MBB? Have previous 6 yrs exp at b4 management consultant in ops and worked some projects with S& and +2 years corporate and value and access in IQVIA

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Hi JPMorgan Chase

I got mid year promotion to a 601 level. What can I expect in terms of hike and bonus in the year end?

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Looking for referrals to major Life Sciences consulting positions for strategy/analytics in Toronto/ Canada.

Please and thank you!

Master’s in biotech from McGill. Tons of research experience, pretty solid resume, 3+ years of translational research, 1+ year of consulting experience. And rich profile.

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Anyone have a place they’d be interested in subletting till April? Trying to sync up my lease dates with a buddy; would just be one person living there.

Prefer near Central Park or near a good running area for jogging 🏃‍♂️

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Guys i had submitted the tcs bgc form in ibegin on Feb 1 ..can anyone tell me how to find whether the bgc is completed or not..if not, how many days will it take to complete?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is how I feel!!!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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