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Definitely the picture you want to see from your “clinical hypnotherapist”’s LinkedIn thought leadership posts.

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Exactly what I was thinking

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thanks sam

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Nagra please

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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