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So he's a pimp now?

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My favorite part is “this is the story of how I turned my biggest liability into my most profitable asset” 🫠

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Ummmmm..... yeah, I don't know what to say .
Cringe is right.. i threw up in my mouth a little.

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Big brain thinking right there! 😂

This is actually a better one haha

His sales pitch 🤣

This has got to be a joke account

This is stolen from a professional LinkedIn comedian. Forgot his name.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is how I feel!!!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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