How long should it take to walk through the resume? I'm clocking in at 3min

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Is it because you trade equities and feel insecure?

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I'd rather blow my brains out than listen to your 3 minute monologue

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Is the job in fiction writing? Improv? A liberal arts professorship? "Name a time when someone talked about themselves for >1minute and you genuinely wanted two more"

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3 too long. If you're an analyst get it down to 2.

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Way too long. Nobody cares.

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So I got the offer using my 3 minute opener. Thanks everyone for the feedback! Esp the equity trader

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I'd rather pay for your BJ than to hear you suck your own dick for 3 mins

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It must be nice to get so much validation from your career title

^Haha touché

Thirty seconds tops.

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