I find it so annoying when morning people make fun of us late sleepers and then they nap in the afternoon. There, I said it.

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I sleep in and take a nap

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Your creative responses annoy me

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Society evolved to have some people be "morning larks" and some people be "night owls". By having a population split between people who prefer to wake up early and people who prefer to stay up late, it maximized the amount of time that there were people awake and watching for threats.

I think we should all accept that we have different preferences and that's okay and leads to a better overall human species.

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Not just humans, one of my dogs is a morning person and i am not. Me and my other dog just want to sleep! Little princess dog wants us to get up! She always wins!

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I don’t make fun, but I do feel like people who sleep in just waste daylight. I’d rather be up when the sun’s up and go to bed early 🤷🏼‍♀️ No naps for me but I’m usually in bed by 9pm

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Yes dear 🙊

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I sleep for 9 hours on average and then I try to take post lunch nap whenever my schedule allows 🤷‍♀️

Rezpekt x2.

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