…I forgot that this administration comes with companies using this slogan everywhere

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Nice try Accenture.

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I woke up today tired.

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Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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