I had my best year of earning. So my accountant advised that I get married to lower my taxes.

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works at
You are currently posting as works at

Maybe you should make it clearer that this is a job advert. I mean marriage advert.

Still got time to plan the proposal

We’re actually engaged, but like not planning on getting married for another year.

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