I like catholic girls

Hi folks,

Is there any vacancy on .net with 7yoe in cognizant.
If so please send a link or refer me

TIA

Anyone here want to be a friend can ping me..

Do firms recruit first years after people fail the bar? Are any hiring first years now? Or might they after February results?

Any job opportunity for a business analyst in bangalore? Having 8 YOE, data analytics space, power BI, qlik experience, serving notice period.

Any M or SM here

What do you guyz think of PLTR?

Should I just take the L on draftkings? Been holding since $50 and doesn’t show any signs of slowing the downtrend…

Hi Fishes, Is it possible to process h1b as cap exempt if I had worked on USA in h1b status for few months and if the visa is expired now, once I join a new employer.

Dear Friends, I am looking for an IT Project Manager job. Let me know if you have any opening for this role. Work experience: I have 13years of experience in the IT industry.

Key Skills: Project Management, Customers and stakeholders management, worked on Cloud migration project, worked on new customer transition, Transitioning project to BAU,IT operations

Technical Skills : AWS, Azure, VMware, Windows Server 2012/2016/2019

Hello! I am an LCSW working in a private practice (not my own) in Utah. I became fully licensed within the last 6 months. I’m trying to figure out if I am being paid a competitive rate. What kind of raise is to be expected going from a CSW to an LCSW?

Thank y’all for your help!

How to prepare for a real estate investiny case study / memo interview? Apparently the case is light on financial modeling. Thanks!!

Hello fellow Fishbowlers! Anyone know of any Scrum Master Real Estate Tech roles open?

I'm shameless! Who wants to hire me? Full cycle corporate and commercial real estate sales rep who wants to get into BDR/SDR roles. #ninja

Who is hiring?

Has anyone worked at a brand studio like the New York Times’ one? Seems like every media outlet has one now. What’s the work, hours, pay, and culture like?

Any thoughts on BNP M&A in nyc

Hello, what is the compensation for a manager in mindshare or any of the groupm companies? My friend has 2.5 years working in a different marketing agency and plans a switch ?

Anyone go from SaaS / licensing sales to services (strategy & implementation) sales?

I'm thinking of moving from large cap tech to large cap consultancy firm to help build the resume and round out my experience. I enjoy and do well in licensing, but I'm fairly young in my career (<6 years) and received a great offer to make the move.

Big fan of the org and team I'll be joining as well.

Thanks!!

TC ~$300K

Anyone here works at Brillio? How good is the company for opportunities?

Took PM robitussin instead of DM 🤦 mad tired right now..😴

Was told I am a low performer today and need to improve or I am terminated. I have roughly 3 months to find a new job right?

I grew up poor and was obsessed w financial security. After investing my blood, sweat and tears into my career for years, I’ve decided I don’t care about my career or earnings as long as I have enough to support my family. We are happier than ever making less and saving little. I wasn’t there when my mom was sick and died because I was working and my employer didn’t allow me to be in a mental headspace to be a good person for my family. I can never change that but I can be better going forward.

What’s the minimum amount of money you’ll accept to cut off the tip of your left pinky finger? What about toe 😂? Was talking to some colleagues and they were willing to cut off an entire arm/leg for $250k. I was horrified lol

What are good brands for young business people. I don't like Gucci and LV cause they are so mainstream. I am in the market for a new wallet and want something that is unique and nice (thinking Tom Ford or Mulberry)

Hi 👋. I posted here a few weeks ago about being nervous conducting a PIP conversation with my team member.
I did it this week and let me just say it was the weirdest conversation ever. The guy is usually argumentative and tries to disprove every bit of feedback. But this time he just sat there and asked no questions and said nothing.
Maybe he’s looking for new jobs already - don’t mind this at all and this would be a good outcome for him overall.

Anyone else watching the US Open this evening? Who are you rooting for? 🇺🇸 🇪🇸

I want a baby 😭

I get panic attacks when I’m asked what I want on my sandwich

I was giving my kid the advice that the path you sometimes believe you are on is not necessarily where you will land, in a good way, and to stay open to those paths.

Help me make my point.

What did you THINK you were going to do when you started college, and what do you do today?

I fall more in love with Arden Cho every single episode.

I recently went from having an incredibly open and intimate long-term relationship with a person I was certain I was going to marry… to now getting asked “what’s your favorite color” on a first date. Godddd I hate dating sometimes

Please help me rationalize through something:
2 kidneys but can only give 1 (potentially):

1) Cousin: 36, mom of 2, lives a fairly healthy lifestyle
2) Dad: 60-65 YO; kidney failure runs in the family, lives an unhealthy lifestyle but this is dad…

What should I be considering in thinking through how to decide? What factors would you think about?

P.S. will go through screening process for both but just want to start thinking about things now

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

Anyone actually use the Networking feature here on fishbowl? Like yeah I see some of you with it on but do you actually use it besides thirsty dms?

Guy slid into my DM’s asking to be my sugar daddy. But he wants my PayPal info to send me money. Is PayPal a safe way? Also lol what is my life 🤦🏼‍♀️

I overslept and just woke up 🥲 oops

If your GF is interested in a 3some, what are your thoughts on that? 🤭

I have desk whiskey in my home office that I use for most days that end in “y”.