I was an atheist, but now I do think hell exists and the demons are the people trying to do comedy on linkedin.

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Correction: hell exists and the demons are the AI evangelists on LinkedIn

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they are the same people honestly

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Maybe they need an MBA.

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Preach! Those who do this, we see you. It’s very clear you’re trying to get your next job and it’s a very weird way to go about it… 😑

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The existence of Hell and our presence in it is one of the strongest arguments against atheism.

I think the real demons are the humble braggers. I’ve given up on LI.

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