I wish Microsoft Teams was owned by the Chinese.

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Never seen teams give children mental health problems

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You sound mad 😭

😂😂😂 please make it go away

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Teams isnt that bad tho is it?

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The software is functional and fine, but seeing the dreaded orange blinking flashes or the “…” while someone is typing I know it’s a high chance it’s some “urgent! Plz fix” request at 4:30 pm on a Friday. That’s why I hate teams

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Cisco Webex>MS Teams

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exactly

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