If I get one more “Your profile fits our Business Analyst role we are looking to staff”, I might scream. There will be a day where some remote-only recruiter doofus gets verbally blasted.

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I just reply back, reading comprehension isn't hard but you still managed to fail at it, remove my contact from your list

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"I have this exciting opportunity for staff accountants at xyz company...' 🤦

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It's up to date 🧐

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@OP: They don't care if you blast them. They're just trying to hit their numbers.

Oh no don’t scream. Anything but that

Can you just send them my way?

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