If MJ can do it, why can't you?

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Oh look, a CEO who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

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Broke an arm? Lost a leg? Decapitated? Keep grinding!!!!

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I definitely will sir! 🫡 right after you sign on this line saying you’re going to pay me like MJ

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My kid is CEO of his fake toy kitchen, too.

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I thought he was taking about Michael Jackson. I was so confused at first.

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lol I did too!

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And he misspelled “Michael.”

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He is 20 years old. I give him credit for his hustle. It won’t take time for him to realize he and everyone needs a break.

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“Madan” <sic>, this is a Wendy’s!

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Let's hope he "pushes through" working from home (or his dorm room).

Infecting the work team (and others) with flu or other illnesses is not a path to success or prosperity.

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Last time I had the flu I had a 105+ degree fever for over 24h and was having crazy lucid dreams and could barely get out of bed.

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Sounds like you are not C-suite material, mate.

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If only I made as much money as him to get up every day

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$50 test. If you are lying in bed with the flu, and see a 50 on the floor. If you can get up to pick it up, you have not got the flu.

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I like your stamina and drive…but not good advice if your in a pandemic or endemic, could spread viruses… if your working at home? ok then!

Just be a good worker slave for BigCorp that doesn’t care about you!

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Nice try Accenture.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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