If you have a car in DC and this hasn’t happened to you at least once, then you ain’t lived life lol

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The trifecta is towed + accident + break in. Accumulating $1000 in parking tickets becuase you haven’t changed your out of state plates to DC is extra credit.

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Don’t forget speeding tickets. One ticket can go up to $500 in DC. My wife racked up $3,500 over a period!

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