I’ll just leave this here.

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“Milking” is interesting choice of words…

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I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.

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Smash, next question

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My Xmas party didn’t look like this smh

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To the author of this post, why did you feel the need to post a picture of 3 young women who haven't consented to this post? Do you genuinely feel that's an acceptable thing to do in 2024? All you have done is encouraged a load of misogynistic comments. I can take a wild guess at the majority of these comments are from men. Be better!

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CSM1 read the room…you’re in a Linkedin cringe bowl where we repost pictures that are on a public forum.

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Pre COVID, those would’ve been great assets for “Talent Acquisition” 😂

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An Apple watch with a formal dress 🤮

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I wasn’t looking 👀 at the watch 🤭.

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It's always the recruiters.

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Bimbos

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I actually had another word in mind. "Bimbos" doesn't even scratch the surface! Unless, maybe this workplace party was for the staff of Hooters.

Goodness

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Icing on the cake “Quote of the day”

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She is milking it alright..

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The one with the evening gloves appears to be smuggling a few Xmas roasts out of the office party

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Nice.

Talent acquisitions #1 AOK 👍

This is a Christmas WORKPLACE party?? I'd ask how these women dress for a standard work day but I really don't want to know.

They are Instagram fitness models as well so these Linekdin posts are publicity to get viewers to their channels 😂

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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