I’m applying for a creative position at Apple but have almost zero interest in moving to Silicon Valley. What are the chances they’ll follow Twitter’s lead and go fully remote post-vaccine?🤞🏻

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My husband is a creative at Apple. They just built a giant spaceship. They’re 100% going back at some point. 🤣

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Have you heard about Apple Campus being “Steve Jobs final masterpiece”? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

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Ahhh, I misunderstood.

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maybe google. not apple

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Google won't go full WFH. Sundar has been clear about a return to the office from early on. We'll pilot a 3 days in office // 2 days WFH once we return to the office.

You know you’ve to scan your eyeballs to get into the office. Apple is exactly the place that doesn’t allow you to bring work home.

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You're applying? Or you've been offered a role? A bit of premature-relocation?

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With Marcom? Or elsewhere? They’re building out a huge operation down in LA.

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I heard they take your brain out when you leave Apple campus and put it back when you clock in

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A big part of the reason for the fat salaries is for COL in the valley. It’s a given that you work on campus and due to their paranoia about leaks they will never go WFH 💯.

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Know a number of people in-house and there’s a collective understanding that they’re all back in office at some point.

Zero.

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