It takes a special kind of psychopath to pour the milk before putting cereal in the bowl.

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The real ones know that you stuff your mouth with cereal first and then pour milk down your gullet

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Just takes someone who can think outside the box to reach a better outcome with the same inputs.

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TIL that my kid is a psychopath

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I just like milk first because I can warm up the milk and then add cereal. Cold cereal and warm honeyed milk is a match made in heaven.

Also, just like MC1, I control the cereal input too. I intentionally add more milk so I can easily go through 3-5 different types of cereals that I have. I am currently half way through krave, vector, oatmill crisp and crunch berries.

Start with stuff filled cereal and move towards dry. As the milk to cereal ratio decreases, cereal crunchiness increases. So filled cereal like krave generally tastes the best with fully submerged in warm milk and as I move towards more dry cereal, I end my journey with crunch berries with barely any milk left at the bottom. Whole process takes about 30-40 mins. Also remember, there are other avenues in life where you compromise such as with SO, kids and even work sometimes.

Cereal is not one of those.

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Have you tried cereal with Fanta before tho

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Hell no today. Hell no tomorrow.

1. I get to control the cereal input
2. Get to avoid over absorption of milk on the cereal
3. What do you do if you pour the cereal first and then the milk and you finish the cereal before you finish milk? Do you empty the milk add the cereal and then add the milk again?

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#3 might be an incomprehensible scenario for many.

I do that… is that why he ghosted me 😢

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