I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Anyone interview with Google for a project manager role? If so, what was your experience? Glassdoor makes it difficult to weed thru reviews.
Cute girl sitting next to me at the bar at W but she's so into her nook that she won't look up. Yes I'm still at a client site :(
The only bad thing about leaving B4 is that now that I'm in corp fin,I keep finding holes and inventing controls to fix them...so I will soon be that client contact with too many fucking controls.
Lost my client badge Thursday morning (I think) gave myself the weekend to look for it. Come in today and desk attendant gives me a ton of snark about "my 3rd guest being the last". F U bitch.
Partner just sent an internal email telling other partners that the client can pretty much fuck off for their absurd demands. Mad respect for PPED.
Why do I always end up getting sick right before the holidays? Not only am I out extra PTO, but I bailed mid-call Monday to 🤮, and get back to a client email asking about lack of participation. FML
Today in a presentation, I said look at the cell in column BJ and the all three members of the client company burst out laughing. I'm glad to see I never have to grow up
What's the opinion on dating a person at the client that is literally 0% connected to the project or the project team. I know people advise against. But is it fair for 30-100k people to be off limits?
Has anyone adopted a dog while traveling on a project every week? I want to get a puppy but I don’t want to do him/her dirty by not being around :(
First flight for first travel project ever, and I missed my fucking flight - fml - anyone ever get in trouble for extra fees if missing a flight? Is it not a big deal or does it come out of my pay?
Just found out the guy for which my last GF ditched me (back home in India) joined Deloitte last month and will be joining my project team from Monday. FYI I am SM and he is joining as experienced SC.
Little sister started college has done dating, drugs, alcohol, and sex in the 1st month already. I'm her very vanilla older brother (i.e. never done any of the above). Feeling overwhelmed with the tmi. Anyone deal with this, how do you handle it? I like the fact she trusts me enough to talk to me freely but I have no idea how Im supposed to give her the guidance she's looking / asking for. Feeling more unqualified than as when I'm introduced as a SME to a new client.
Having a debate with the associate on my project: Are eggs dairy or not? Serious replies only
The latest Hidden Brain episode ‘Bullshit jobs’ is incredible haha. Totally applies to so much of consulting and what you see on client sites
Is it worse to date a co-worker or a client?
Manager to analyst : when presenting to client, never stare at the slides Analyst in the client meeting:
I am a career counselor to a consultant. We’re on same project. There’ve been a number of curious coincidences that lead me to believe the consultant is in a secret relationship with the sr director
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Not crashing anymore.
Recruiter emailed me to ask for salary requirements and current salary before requesting a phone screen.What's the best thing thing to say? I know this is to weed people out but don't want to low ball
Delta offering fast track to silver, gold, and platinum for 1,3, and 6 round trip flight respectively. Go to TPG website for the link.
Was asked the same question by 15 students at last job fair.... "What's the most challenging part of the job." 👎 It's like they all have the same script!
Does Deloitte offer year end bonus?
What's the lowdown on Deloitte digital? How's the culture, work, people? Any info you can provide would be helpful!
OTT Consultants: exit opportunities seem pretty poor based on the typical kind of work we do? (Eg. Change and Comms)
What cities actually got the raised per diem?
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