Just when you thought Delta is losing ground.. United goes .. NOT SO FAST!

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K so I genuinely don’t know what to do? I’m vaccinated, I totally get that delta is bad but also vaccines are helping? I’ve been so careful so far so do I just continue masking up? Just booked my first international travel in 2 years and unsure of the right steps.

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What's the PwC rate code for Marriott? 🙋‍♂️

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Looking for a good United mileage run out of Denver. Strictly looking for PQMs, not segments. Anyone have any luck with something like this? Need about 20k PQMs to reach the next Premier level.

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My grandma is nearing the end of her life, so I just booked a last minute flight home with cash. I am thinking of booking a returning flight in the next few days with points with United. I may have to cancel/reschedule...does anyone know if they refund points if <1 week out? I can’t find the answer online.

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About to start traveling A LOT. Do people recommend southwest or United? Flying out of Chicago and equidistant to midway and ORD.

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What do you do when you have enough MQM but don't have enough MQD.... 😔

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It annoys me when people make a scene to sit next to a significant other on a short flight. No time for this shit.

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Question: first time flying American Airlines...is carry on the same size as Delta flights and a book bag a personal item?

Do you expense in flight wifi?

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Measure the delta in the RORs - same as any other type of investing

Any one matched comparable status across airlines. I got global service on United

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Didn’t eat lunch or dinner. Would you judge me if I ordered two different snack boxes on my flight?

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Alright so there’s a thing called reclaim my status. If you had a reason why you lost status in the last year or two like COVID, baby, new job, etc. You need to submit some basic documentation and they give you that status for 3 months with a DRASTICALLY lower threshold to make the status permanent and even higher tiers are much easier to obtain during those 3 months. Google “reclaim my status Delta”

Worth going for delta platinum Medalian after gold .. vs starting routes on AA to make status?

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People on here always bragging about their one night stand and I'm just over here like, "I've got two night stands on either side of this Marriott king size bed."

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What are some of coolest things that yall can imagine doing for ~6months? (Work, travel, volunteer etc) Currently, exiting with 1.5 years of experience and got ~6 months to fill...

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Best SPG or Marriott hotels in Cape Town (8 days) and Johannesburg (2 days)?

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What are the odds of Bonvoy, Hyatt, and others extending 2020/21 status into 2022? Similar to how Delta just extended their medallion status into 2022?

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Ex-bf posted on social media to say he was so turned on thinking about new gf during an international flight that he went to the restroom so he could [ahem ahem], then he used the resulting “fluids” to draw a heart on the bathroom mirror. HE DREW IT WITH HIS STUFF. Important context: he’s 33 freaking years old, has PhD, and we broke up partly because he couldn’t express affection. So, this is… evidence of personal growth?!🥴 I can’t even be jealous because I’m just so like wtf, 🤮🙄🤦‍♀️!

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I currently have a Chase Sapphire Preferred (my only personal credit card). Thinking of getting a United Explorer Card for the 70K miles. Doing home improvement work and will def be able to meet the minimum expense limit. Worth it to get this card? Better off getting something else?

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Interviewing is stressful...

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If you’ve left before your clawback period ended, how much time did your company give you to pay your signing/retention bonus back?

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I’m waiting on my h1b transfer. If I got rfe, I really want to use the waiting time to visit my family (have more than enough pto left with my current employer). Anyone know if it’s possible to use my old I797 to get VISA stamp? Then putting notice after I’m back.

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American conservatism has become such a joke. 95% of Fox News is now: 1. Anti vax nonsense 2. Hunter Biden conspiracies 3. Boogiemen claims about "socialism" and "cancel culture"

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What is the culture and work/life balance at Havas Chicago like? Seeing mixed reviews on Glassdoor.

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Indian H1b / eb2 holders in the green card queue - seems like the wait time has been reducing quite aggressively. Is this expected to continue? How are others planning next steps (eg move to eb3)?

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So how important is utilization your first year as a staff? Asking for a friend.

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Recently accepted an offer but I got another one later on with better pay and benefits for the same job. How common is for people to withdraw from accepted offers and how do you address it? Will that affect possibilities to move to that company in the future?

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I have an H1B visa and an I-140. Got a job offer from some other company. How does the immigration process transfer over? Any help/guidance is welcome.

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What do you do on Monday to get your week set up? I feel like I spend so much time helping my team get their pipelines in shape for the week / setting up a plan.

K so I genuinely don’t know what to do? I’m vaccinated, I totally get that delta is bad but also vaccines are helping? I’ve been so careful so far so do I just continue masking up? Just booked my first international travel in 2 years and unsure of the right steps.

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Are there any women in this group who are reduced time in a transactional practice at a big law firm? I’d love to hear if you’re glad you made the switch or not, what has worked, what hasn’t. I’m contemplating moving to 80% now, and maybe 60% after I come back from a mat leave for my 2nd kid next year. FWIW, my practice group leader seems very supportive of whatever I choose and I am not up for any promotions for the foreseeable future.

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I never thought I’d say this - but I have cancelled my trip to the Modex industry show in Atlanta next week out of an abundance of caution over coronavirus related to elderly relatives.

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Black (Stone vs Rock), which one has better exit ops for technical manager role. What’s the bonus potential?

Put your firm's company culture into your own words. Go

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Top consulting firms hiring right now?

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