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She shared a funny story. She didn’t post an essay about what it taught her about authenticity in the workplace.

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It’s something for Facebook, not LinkedIn. Vaguely has to do with work.

#KidsAppearInPublic like everyone else.

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Why do you care... They will just be content farma for themselves as soon as their parents get them phones. It's 2024. Get over it.

Probably shouldn't be posting kids. There are good arguments not to.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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