Leadership required PTO be taken in half-day increments:
One of my people is taking 5 weeks off at the end of the year. He slacked me, “I just wrote a bot that I had submit 50 separate half-day requests. HR pinged me after 10 and told me to stop, I regretfully informed them I was just following the new policy and as I proactively automated it, I cannot stop.” I actually laughed out loud.
What’s the most ridiculous admin burden you’ve seen created by policy?

What are your top 5 indie games that you would highly recommend on the Nintendo Switch?🤔

Hi all,

Does DXC technologies have good work life balance? In Australian project for Oracle Apps DBA.

If anyone knows please suggest.

Thanks in advance

What the hell is PWC's human-centered design badge on LinkedIn that every intern and new employee posts? It's horrid but now I'm curious.

What are Associates in the Oracle practice at KPMG making these days?

Is it mandatory to serve 90 days notice period?

Where do all the creatives gather in Denver?

Had a flight out this morning on AA and volunteered my seat due to overbooking. Gate agent initially said $575, after boarding was complete she said she’s going to give me $850!

Does anyone have any travel agency who books visa stamping for H1B
Or anyone ha successful completed stamping
Any help on this area

Did anyone hate wedding planning? I’m constantly considering cancelling the wedding cuz I honestly can’t believe how much drama it’s causing with all family members.......

Can anyone recommend a reputable legal recruiter for the Washington DC market? Drowning in LinkedIn message spam, but looking for a new job and would love to reach out to a pro to help me connect with opportunities.

Since I am not getting calls because of notice period can Capgemini.release me in 30 days if i don't have much work in project?

It's August! We made it halfway through the year! What are your goals for this month? Let’s stay motivated 💪🏾

I cried at my desk for the first time today. Year 3. I’m tired.

Agency recruitment managers! How do y’all set goals for your department? Do you focus on outreach goals, applicant goals, purely hiring goals no matter the outreach numbers, conversion rates, etc? Asking because I manage two recruiters working with different clients and both work with different styles, so outreach messages for one might not make sense for the other. Any insight would be so helpful!

Has anyone done a collab with influencer MIKIRAI? I know she’s a big deal but i’m trying to figure out if she’s worth the money, our agency just had a bad experience with an influencer and the client is not happy. We need to make a comeback! All insights are appreciated.

What will be in hand salary per month for fixed pay 20 LPA in EY GDS after tax deduction?

Is anyone finding seasonal work for the holidays, even part time? I'm considering it. Would be a blow to my pride but that's becoming less and less important as I slowly spend my savings. Best ways to get over your own ego and take what's on offer?

What is dating during corona like? Is there any etiquette I need to be aware of? I stopped dating when the pandemic started, and just recently rejoined a dating app and have a first date this week. I know we both go outside and socialize with friends and neighbors (I’ve been careful and selective, not sure about him) so do I assume it will be like always?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.