Linkedin job post: 'looking for rockstar that can ________, ________ and ________.'

What it really means: we fired 3 people and we want you to do 3 times the work for the same salary.

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Only rockstars? I can’t believe 360i is openly discriminating against unicorns

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I'm poking fun at all job openings in general.

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Rockstar designer that can design, art direct, and creative direct. Bonus points for UX and Dev skills.

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You mean Rockstar Copywriter with 15 years experience (at least 5 at CD level) that can create magic in After Effects and has an understanding of HTML5 and CSS to allow end-to-end delivery of their concepts.

Responsibilities include creation of eDMs and social assets for blue chip client.

We believe in working hard and playing hard, and want you to believe in the same. We’re looking for a real team player that’s willing to go above and beyond at all times.

Perks include weekly yoga classes and your birthday off.

Salary = up to equivalent to midweight salary (based on experience).

*Due to the enormous amount of applicants we get for this position, only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

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So you haven’t seen Moneyball?

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That’s not really the point of moneyball. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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