Most consulting memes are dumb but this one had me dying

Another looting happening now downtown Chicago. WTH is going on !!!

Hi Partners

Wondering if there is a risk of layoff/asked to leave, even after becoming a partner?

Also, did you have any fear of not achieving sales targets when you became a partner?

Thanks

Working with a Junior AD who’s too opinionated & doesn’t respond to my feedback well. He’ll just show ideas that I’ve already debunked/scripts that aren’t very good, which makes me look bad. Advice?

I have a few interviews lined-up and wondering if it’s unprofessional to wear my nose ring on an interview? What are your thoughts?

I need an assistant/paralegal. Probably part time at first. I live/work in a small city in Oklahoma, solo practice. I would like approx 10 billable hours/week (if part time) from them. What do i look for in one? Pay amount? (Most here make around $12/hour). Incentives for bonus money?

What is a decent annual billable requirement? Also, billing tips are appreciated. For some reason I am really struggling. Am I self sabotaging?!

Does anyone have experience with the University of Washington (Foster) hybrid MBA program?

How is GlobalLogic in terms of job security?? I'm thinking of joining GL but due to market scenario, a little worried. Tech stack - QA Automation.

Also, is GL providing WFH or hybrid or WFO for Gurgaon location?

Any opportunity in Gl in .Net position having 5.2 years of IT experience and 3.8 years experience in .net.

Anyone looking for a referral discount in Scaler Academy can DM. Will give some additional refund as well above discount. :)

Can any1 refer me in JPmc ? I m an azure data engineer and yoe - 8. LWD - 19 oct

Anyone into supply chain software space here??

Is Account executive the goal once you become a BDR? What are the other paths that other people have taken?

What are the best SDR courses or schools out there? Be 100% transparent

What are M7 MBB recruiting timelines ? Considering applying right now to MBB, but if I get rejected I’m going to do an MBA, will I be blacklisted from applying for summer internships if I get rejected this fall ?

Considering upgrading my corporate card to platinum. Is it worth the switch?

Hey anyone willing to swing a referral for roles in change management consulting or healthcare consulting

I got an offer that I accepted from Accenture France a month ago and I will be starting soon but my partner is relocating to the UAE and I have started interviewing with them there as well. Should I inform them in France or wait until I get an offer in the UAE? Would waiting impact their decision if they knew at the end?
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Tales of boredom: I’ve taken to replicating Lebron’s chalk toss at home except instead of chalk I’m using cat food. My cats seem to enjoy this and I figure I’m doing my part to prevent kitty obesity. I also figure this is why I’m presently sleeping on the couch.

Reached out to a member of different team for clarification for the first time, and got a response “sorry dude, Lunch Time. Come after 1 PM.” Felt like I was standing at a service window in a DMV

Anyone hiring / know anyone hiring for virtual interns? Have 3 months to spare before joining consulting and want to do something productive

Hello! Anyone know of any consulting firms in London hiring in the Fashion/Apparel/Retail/Luxury sectors?

Moving to NYC this summer (office in Midtown).

I am a 28yo single male.

Any advice on housing?

When should I connect with my new conworkers on linkedin. Start the new job next week

Anyone that has taken the AWS Cloud Practitioner certification recently, can u talk about the study materials that was most helpful and provide some tips on the test?

Best ergonomic chairs for neck and back pain that aren't $1000+?

Trying to decide between an offer at Deloitte and a counter-offer at Booz. Deloitte has the name recognition and better benefits but I have a really supportive team at Booz and good work-life balance. Any insight is appreciated! I would be starting at Deloitte as a Consultant in GPS. Currently a Senior Consultant at Booz.

Accenture sent a rejection for application email Thursday but I just received an email inviting me to phone screen. Anyone been successful in scheduling an interview and securing a role. Not sure what to make of this.

Anyone do well on the GMAT (say, 700+), but were only a bit above avg on the SAT in high school?

Best advice for making travel cases easier (e.g., having 2 of toiletries etc)