Need to take a urine test after I’ve been smoking pretty heavily the last three months. 2 weeks dry but hopefully that’s enough time. Anyone have luck with a similar timeline?

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You can buy THC urine tests over the counter for fairly cheap. Buy some and see how it comes out.

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Oof this take me back to highschool. We (the wrestling team) used to be able to pass in as little as a week. Trick was a lot of running in sauna suits to get the sweat going and drinking the crap out of cranberry juice. I think the bro-science was you could just sweat it out. But I also heard that body fat percentage plays a big role in how it takes to purge the system and we were all pretty lean.

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Gonna need another 2 weeks home slice…

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Where do you work lol

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Test yourself and use fake urine if you don’t pass.

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I’m a lawyer, not a police officer.

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Many companies do not test for marijuana anymore because of the legal risks involved (not that they will tell you). Check your state’s laws- your use may be protected.

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