No way..

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"growth focused performer" 😂🤣

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I see what u did there 🤣

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I think it's a gutsy move. Folks will find out sooner or later, and this post publicly seizes control of the narrative. People shouldn't be forever untouchable because they took a stigmatized but *perfectly legal* job to pay the bills.

A friend of mine was a janitor in a hospital morgue before he went to law school. I respect his work ethic tremendously. Why should he -- or this stripper -- be barred from pivoting to white collar jobs just because they were willing to do society's "dirty work" at one time?

I would much rather work with either of them than someone who engaged in workplace bullying, assault or other abuse. But for some reason, people are always willing to give the latter group second, third, and fourth chances.

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Look, as long as you pay taxes and don't hurt anyone, I don't care how you get your money. That said, if you're gonna be a sex worker, be prepared to have limited options afterwards. You don't get to cry about it. You made that choice, now live with what came from it.

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Pretty sure she’ll get offers. The question is does she want those offers??

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What!!!!

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That post has to be fake unless the person is looking for work as a UX designer for an X-rated site. I didn't understand the need to confess the prior employment.

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Ahh, yes, you are probably right! I could absolutely see someone trying to out her. I remember reading articles about teachers and nurses losing their jobs because someone outed their side job on Only Fans. Terrible.

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Praying for relief 🤰 💩

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This is how I feel!!!

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

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Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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