"Oh, just keep going, It'll run out of shame eventually."

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Wow. 🤯 I’m torn between knowing what the topic of the conversation is.

It kinda reminds me of late nights in college when I was a floor manager at the dorm. The snippets of conversations that just just stop you in your tracks.

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Hello
I am currently interning in a firm on Dynamics 365 CRM
I have to submit a research paper on sales process automation
If someone has any idea or worked on D365 CRM, I have few queries in the process
I will just take few minutes your time
If possible please help me.
You can DM me as well.
Thank you

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Greetings all.
I've recently been promoted into Informatics leadership and I'm curious if folks have any go to reading/watching recommendations for leadership skill development? I really enjoyed Measure What Matters about OKRs.

How do you get out of the burnout cycle? I’ve felt overwhelmed for a while and now I’m in the “can’t function at all” stage. It’s so hard explaining this to my manager because I already have a workload that’s lighter than others (not because of performance or my request). Any tips on how to get re-engaged, since the overwhelming feeling will come back?

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Hi Fishes,
Need 11 likes for DM. Pls help me out & thanks in advance.

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At some Big 4 companies there is a Partner / Principal group that has equity and are part owners of the business and an equivalent Managing Director group that does not have equity and are essentially employees.

How does it work at McKinsey / Bain ? Do those same distinctions exist across partner types, owner vs non owner?

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Weighing whether another year of IB experience would be helpful, or would just make me one year older at the same starting point in PE.
I’m 1.5 years out of college as an analyst at a middle market bank within the healthcare M&A group. Getting worked a lot but starting to operate as an associate on deals. Debating accepting an offer for a newer, lower-MM healthcare and growth focused PE firm. I know I want to go to PE at some point, but what are some thoughts on when you should go?

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Anyone ever stayed at Westin Tokyo? Is the concierge lounge any good?

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Hello, I'm a final year MASc in Mechanical Engineering (research based MS) student. I'm looking for Full-Time Associate Scientist (R&D) positions in Product/Material development and/or Process Engineer II roles in FMCG and other manufacturing firms in US/Canada/EU and Asia Pacific. I appreciate any feedback on my resume and am also looking to connect with individuals for coffee chats.

Thanks!

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I have been practicing in creditors rights/foreclosure in PA & NJ for around 4.5 years. Due to the foreclosure/eviction moratoriums there is no work to do and I was furloughed. I am looking to change directions- what is the most logical next move?

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Been on a few dates with this guy and he literally keeps using the washroom every 10-15 mins!

He would leave to use the washroom like 3 times in one meal- has anyone else experienced this? I just feel so weird about it

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He didn't want me to leave lol

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How does moving from big 4 to MBB work? I wasn’t able to apply to MBB out of college because I’m from a non target school. Will my college still prevent me from being hired, or do I have a chance now having worked for PwC for 3 years?

Has anyone taken one of those online executive courses, like the Harvard Extension School offers? Looking to use my $5k of tuition reimbursement and already have an MBA. Worth it? Best programs?

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Fishes honest opinion needed. Me and My so presently live in Arkansas, living in our first home with a child 4 year, both of us recently changed our jobs and have HHI ~ 420K, current mortgage 1600/month. We are looking to move to Dallas and thinking of buying a house ~996K with a 15% down. Questions -
1. Should we go for house of that budget? We can afford, but asking based on market.
2. Should we down 15% or just 5% ? Or go for 20% ?
*Getting a rate lock 4.25% 🤞🏼

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Any single girl staying in Kolkata?

Are there any recruiting companies specifically for music jobs? Having a hard time finding any

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Hi Fishes,

Required referral at
HSBC HSBC India Pune. Job ID: 0000HDCH

Thank you

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Hi,

My h1b petition was approved till September 2022. I was not able to get it stamped through previous employer and now my current employer is willing to transfer the H1b. Since the petition got expired can someone guide me what is the process for this ?

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"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

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OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

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Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

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“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

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What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

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Overheard on LinkedIn

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

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acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

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“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

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I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

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HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

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“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

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How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

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"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

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I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

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