“Oh no, my client asked if I could make the graphic bigger. I hate my clients”

Can we stop this humor? We’re designers. We can come up with less obvious jokes that also make it seem like we hate our jobs.

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All for it, but I'm undercaffeinated right now. Give me a couple examples to get the creative juices flowing.

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I wear a turtle neck and phantos glasses. I don't do jokes.

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