One of these things is not like the other..

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Why is this linkedin cringe? Its a job just like any other.

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That’s so weird, why IS one in Portuguese?

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Makes me curious about your algorithm 🤔🤔

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Only one of them is telling the truth about their role.

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"People you may know with similar roles" 👀
So, what IS your role? 🤣🤣

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Even crazier, imagine someone goes to your LinkedIn after you apply for like a corporate management job and sees all your connections are onlyfan models. Would be wild.

Bet she makes the most money tho

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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