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People on here always bragging about their one night stand and I'm just over here like, "I've got two night stands on either side of this Marriott king size bed."

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If it's new to you - it's funny. There are no old jokes, only old audiences.

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Ok whatever you two. I thought it was funny. Who cares where it was stolen from?!

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♻️ stolen from yik yak ads

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@D2 So what? Stop being such an intern and stay away from college apps.

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Just leveraging that shit

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Although throwing in "Marriott King size bed" was a nice attempt to make it your own

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😂😂

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@D3 I'm here for original content... Sorry you're too old to even have college apps market to you 👴🏽👵🏼

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