What do I need to do to make a few million $ by 35?

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Invest in ark funds and buy bitcoin. Also when Tesla robotaxi’s come out, buy one and put it on the robitaxi network. Also consider getting into stock trading

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He means stonk trading

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Join a pre-IPO company, gamble on your comp in stock options, exercise as early as you can afford and cross your fingers that the company goes public and you have the guts to hold on until you 10x your money. 100k in options can turn into a mil pretty easy if you get them cheap enough and it goes 10x at IPO from when you started and then doubled later once your window opens.

Easier done if you’re 25 rather than 33 but not impossible if you pick the right company and they go heavy on the stock over cash.

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or join square when the stock goes down! so many people are paper millionaires after joining last march / april

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Invest a lot and have a long bull market. If you are 34 now, powerball.

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Marry a rich widow.

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Or widower, whichever applies.

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Don’t have kids.

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Start a business.

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I’ll answer that if you can tell me how long it will take for me to drive to Chicago.

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@Protiviti 1 - You genius

Start with $4m and day trade until you're down to $3m. If it backfires and you double your money, you still win.

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Real estate

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First thing, I'd check to be younger than 35

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Pretty simple actually...

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How long is a piece of string

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https://www.amazon.com/Bogleheads-Guide-Investing-Taylor-Larimore/dp/0470067365

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Larimore or bogle. Bogle actually died last year. Both are/were very comfortable financially by investing very simply. It is a very wise plan

Bitcoin and other credible cryptos

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How much do you have now ? Need money to make money

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Invest in $GME

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A meme coin can't replace the BTC sorry

Start a new crypto coin

Heard my cousin vinny telling that lot of gold underneath some place called, ........eh, jeez on tip of my tongue....
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Federal reserve or some shit. How about you pay a visit? I can hook you up with Vinny. He is a nice guy, got a good crew with him alright. Fat Dom, Paulie, Benny, Big Tony and some guys. Alright. Very allegorical people, alright.

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