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step. 1: create an excel
step. 2: print the tables
step. 3: scan
step. 4: send to the consultant

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Jeeze just put them out of their misery

Turd?

Hurtingly accurate! 😂

I used to lead conversions. I told my client who thought their data was clean..."all your sins come out in conversion". When things started to trip up bc of bad data and he started to get upset, I reminded him of this often.

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