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No longer accepting applications.

You snooze, you lose.

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The company is highly selective and limiting the pool to those elite applicants that happened to notice the job listing between 9:26 and 10:26 am PST on a Wednesday and the internal candidate they’ve already decided on.

Good luck to them all!

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They already know who they’re going to hire because they’ve been interviewing him/her for the last 4 weeks.

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Better than leaving it up forever tho

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Guess you’ll just have to tell stories elsewhere.

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To be fair if they are using the free post feature they are limited by clicks to apply not actually application. This means the post will end way before the candidate is found.

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End of story

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👆💯

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The current job market in a nutshell!

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This chapter is officially closed

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That’s all she wrote.

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Perfect. I knew we would get there eventually.

I applied for the partner position of this job: Group SVP, Happy Ending. It was NOT what I expected.

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I'm afraid to ask!

I've seen this a lot. Recruiter will post something and it'll be closed 2 hours later. LOL.

Lots of companies require public posting as a policy. The position (internal hire) I just got I noticed they posted for 2 hours between me accepting the position and my start date. So yeah, they already hired someone but are following whatever rules.

May already have had a candidate selected but were required to post it, even if it was just for a couple of hours. I have BEEN that candidate. Manager called and told me to watch for the posting named blah-de-blah and send my application to that listing. Once I had that officially clicked in they could disable the listing. It was just about paperwork.

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