Pro-tip: When you have extra-difficult clients, change their name in your contacts. That way, when they call, you can legitimately say, "Not today, Satan."

Also works for exes.

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Or answer it like an adult? Idk tho

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Overrated

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Changed one to Voldemort once, awk when with another client member and they saw my phone ring. Just smiled and kept talking

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I used to have a boss's number saved as the Imperial March

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Funny enough, that was my ex-husband's ringtone for me for a while (for all I know...might still be).

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