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Kyu bhai teri barat nikal rahi h kya 🤣😂

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Drinking is for p*ssies. Focus on dead lifting more than 200 kgs.

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I am just happy without that also , just ordered Samsung galaxy watch 4 at Rs 9999 :))

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I ordered the same from samsung official website, black BT
8999 today

I am drunk on life, life full of interviews 🤣 drinking coffee while trying to understand azure/gcp infrastructure

Going to burn a joint at midnight if i feel sleepy

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Drunk with my wife in a pub however reached safely in our scooty.

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haan bhai. 😄

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As a noble man once said in a famous video, "oh pench oo Friday hai"

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