Received my conditional pre-approval for global entry renewal and there are 0 available appointments for the next 12 months either via Zoom or at my local airport. Any tips on when to check or how to get one? Current authorization expires in January.

Where are the office Halloween zoom pics???

So, anybody up for some Zoom drinks for happy hour?

I’m currently in Photoshop clipping a guy out from a stock photo. Imagine if he knew someone was getting paid hourly to zoom in 800% on his crotch.

I’m pretty buzzed and was on a zoom party, but the host left and ended up ending the meeting cause he had no clue he could do that :/

Popped a THC:CBD gummy around lunch to try and relax today since my anxiety was through the roof. Hit me way harder than expected. Still got all my work done, but my ACD totally knew during our zoom call

Any advice on not letting frustrations come out in an unproductive way over slack chats or other virtual programs, especially as we use these more and more instead of direct discussions?

When everyone is getting more than they’re full of Zoom meetings, what are some other ways to keep employees engaged, connected, and feeling like they’re part of something important?

You know what grinds my gears? When SM or above still don't know how to send a Skype call properly and make you type everything in manually... for a daily call, over the next year 😑😑

Any zoom meeting users ? Recently it has been restricting sharing the whole desktop and allowing only one app at a time. Also, putting participants in the lobby by default. Anyone else saw this?

I don’t wanna join this virtual happy hour. What should be my excuse given everyone should be available stuck at home?

What is your avg screen time? I’m using at 7-8 hours each day which seems insane but maybe it’s because I use my phone for all the zoom calls?

Anyone buying Slack & Zoom before their earning calls ?

Recommendations for a good webcam for Zoom meetings? My laptop camera isn’t cutting it anymore.

Advice on how to encourage more from a team member that does the bare minimum? They often aren’t very responsive online and a simple task will go on for days with little improvement. This is an individual I’m managing from another consulting firm, so the dynamic is different than your typical team.. so I’m not totally sure if it’s even in my wheelhouse to reprimand when it’s warranted. For weeks now I’ve been picking up the slack. My personality is not to be a hard-ass Manager. Help!

Was about to sell my slack shares earlier this week.. wow I got lucky. Will hold these 40 shares

11:59 and can’t sleep because I have the WebEx leader has not yet joined the call music stuck in my head. 🤦‍♂️

Me: scrolls through meme website during 1:1 zoom call bc it’s a bad habit Chill coworker laughing at me: You know we can see everything on your screen because of the mirror behind you right Me: 🔥🔥🔥😃🔥🔥🔥

Have officially deleted all my dating apps. I see I am not the only one who has. Would anyone be interested in a singles happy hour via Zoom at some point? Maybe invite friends? Me: From SF (CA) Female, 5’9, very active and fun, have 2 dogs

I was laid off in April when there was just email and phones. Cut to five months later and I’m working again. Yay. But suddenly it’s all Zoom, Slack, Teams, Slides, Sheets. Email is dead. And phones are only for Zoom, Slack, Teams, Slides and Sheets. It feels like I woke up from a coma in a shitty version of the future and everyone else is fine with it. How did anyone adjust to this?

My team at Google is looking to hire a couple of experienced data scientists. Anyone interested or know anyone that would be? Willing to directly refer to hiring manager.

What are the best consulting firms to work for in Chicago right out of undergrad based on salary and perks?

Wows, just rolled onto a new program leading my normal workstrem, client pulled me into a room today (day the third) and said that they don't want to see my face again (cont.)

Has anyone filed taxes after a 401k/IRA withdrawal under the CARES act? Seems like Turbo tax does not accommodate the change yet, so I'm wondering how ppl have done it (if they have so far)?

Applied for Corp Strat role with one of the largest independent financial brokers / advisers firms in the US. What do you think I can expect in the interview process? Never interviewed for such roles and that too, for a financial services firm that plays in the financial advisory / investment management space. Pleas help!!!

J.P. Morgan associate salary? What might be the total compensation for a JP Morgan associate in Delaware. In the compliance department.

How soon can I retire? I hate hate hate audit and dealing with clients who get upset over everything I do. I got a decent inheritance several years ago ($800k mostly in large tech + $300k FBO trust when I reach 30 yrs old). I don’t care about being rich or climbing the ladder. I just want to live in a cheap country by the ocean. I have no expensive hobbies. My dividends/interest is $5-6k every year. Thanks!

Been on bench for two months. Been WFH ever since. Added corona situation, I feel like I am going crazy and want to run away from everything. What are you guys doing to stay calm?

Fixed income Credit analyst in boston. Make 60k +15k bonus. Sitting for level 3 cfa in June and have my CAIA designation. 10 vaca days/ year. Am I getting screwed?

FCB Chi? I want to interview there for account side. Good move?

Have my H1b approved (consular notification) and need to get out of the US to get my stamp. Has anyone successfully tried getting this done in Dubai? The website mentions UAE residents, but I’ve heard anecdotal evidence of non-residents successfully getting their stamps.

Any ex-EY folks here who did withdraw the pension money? If yes what age were you and how much did they offer?

Not cpa related, but if anyone is applying to pwc start internship 2021 and you identify as a minority you can "present yourself as a minority" and a recruiter will refer you to a web page to see if you meet this criteria. Basically it looks like you'll get preferential treatment if you meet the criteria. Firm is really pushing diversity it would seem

What is the Senior manager base salary range and benefits in Canada ? Do sign-on bonus is common and how much ?

Does anybody know how HSA benefits work with unmarried domestic partners? We are on same health plan but it’s unclear whether hsa is tax advantaged or not for my partner. Online info is very unclear as well.

Left to another firm. For my 401K, I have 2 options. Rollover funds to new firm or withdraw all funds in cash. If I were to withdraw all the funds, how much would roughly would I be taxed + penalized?

Got an offer with Amazon that requires occasional international travel. What’s the travel and stay policies like, can any Amazonians share? Also does Amazon reimburse mobile bills? Heard they are very petty and expect like by line itemization?

Anyone hear of Paulson Investment company? Recruiter reached out, asking if I’m into a role there. Interested in workplace vibes, culture, anything. Glassdoor has me concerned.

KPMG finally announced extra PTO days over Christmas break

Would you get fired if you edit your department partners’ picture and send it to your colleague?