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This is absolutely the craziest, most insane LinkedIn post I have ever seen. This is the first half, will post the second half in the comments.

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This thread is crazyyyyy. Hands down the cringiest post on LinkedIn.

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Weirdest LinkedIn recommendation I’ve ever read. But hey, if it helps her ex-husband land a primo position as a prison license plate stamper, then okay!

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She needs to go air her stuff on Steve Wilkos

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I feel like this is every really bad made for tv movie/Netflix off season TV show I binged during the pandemic all wrapped up into one crazy unhinged lady rant. I don’t know if I should call the police or applaud her tenacity to shame her ex in a professional forum.

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Jesus Christ on a motorbike that is some crazy stuff.

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Okay, but is she hiring?

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… at first glance…. This is a lot

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Wow 😮 the first part… wtf

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Second/final half of the post

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Post the comments to that

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Is it really Deloitte?

TF?

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Why is it always Deloitte 😂😂

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Must be a PAS person 🧐

Lol

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Nice try Accenture.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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