Robot fell down a flight of stairs due to a technical glitch. LinkedIn influencers be like…..

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Pure ChatGPT written

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Good. Skynet averted (at least a year).

cringe . . .

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I need a laugh. Tell me about your most entitled client.

Mine called my personal cell phone on Christmas Day to ask me the status of her case while I was in the middle of watching my kids open presents. I’d just talked to her the week before and told her that the defendants had 30 days to respond.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This is how I feel!!!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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