Saw a cockroach in the hallway of the Hilton I am staying at. How many points should I demand?

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100 points. But since it's in the hallway they'll have to divide it between all the guests on your floor

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Such a precious baby, its just a cockroach for ffs. Let it go its own way while you keep screaming "Eww, a cockroach scared my millenial ass"

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Due to your obvious and extreme emotional suffering, I would settle for nothing less than 3.2 billion points, 4 suckling pigs, and a front row seat to a duel between the CEOs of Hilton and Orkin fought using the modified Cornwall Dueling Code of 1853.

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Crush it like the cockroach it is

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Wait, honest question: is it really ok to see a cockroach in a hotel hallway??😱😱😱
Can't tell if people are just trolling poor OP or if this is really seen as acceptable. Personally, I would freak out. And crush it like a woman, but then switch hotels.

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^ cockroaches are the base of my meals nowadays with the current ridiculous per diem I get.

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I saw a cockroach at client's bathroom, how many points should I demand?

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Crush it like a man

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You sure it wasn't an analyst?

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It's a bug. Bugs sometimes get inside houses and buildings. In certain parts of the world they're everywhere. If there's an endemic bug problem in a hotel it's one thing, if you see a single roach it's not the end of the world, and no one owes you anything.

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With our $200 hotel policy I just celebrate when I see cockroaches, as they're prob helping to keep the population of bedbugs under control.

You're a cockroach

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