Sentences you can say during sex that you can also say in an interview ...

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“Over all I prefer working as a team but obviously can get it done by myself if needed “

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I’m up for the occasional all-nighter.

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I'm really good at working on the backend

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I think this is the right time for me to try a new position .

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This shouldn’t take too long

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Let’s talk digital penetration

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🤭

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I’m very flexible

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I’m a people pleaser

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Apparently I’m the elephant in the room.

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Hello, I’m here to fill your opening

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Are there any other openings I could fill?

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It all began with a sexy brief.

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“Have you got everything you need?"

My usual rate is $500 per hour.

I am a feminist. I like women on top.

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Hello 🦈s,

Role: SAP ABAP
Current: 8 LPA

I am having offer from LTI for 10.5 Fixed & 1
Mouritech for 12 LPA Fixed.

I have also cleared PwC India interview & HR has told me that they can give me 10.5 as Fixed (Before 12 offer). I have not yet received the offer letter.

Now my question is will PwC consider this offer for the re-negotiation? Or will they not release the offer letter itself?

Also what should be my ask for a SAP ABAP Developer with experience of 3.3 Years?

Thanks in Advance 🙏

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Is “Hacking the Case Interview” any good?

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Long post alert; I have been interviewing with a b4 for a senior con role since Mar end. Cleared all the rounds including case study and got strong rating as well as good feedback. Fast forward to last week, the talent POC calls me up and informs that she has asked the business if the position is still open, because now they just need the business approval to roll out the offer. I immediately felt demotivated as to ‘why now’ after all rounds have been cleared (continued in the comment below)

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Hi,
My L3 interview discussion is scheduled with Partner of
KPMG FRM.
The role is for FRM division.

Any suggestions what kind of interview I can expect?
I had 2 interview rounds with Associate Director.
KPMG KPMG India

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Anyone have any worst interview stories? 100% bombed one yesterday, essentially just because I wasn't well prepared enough and I was super nervous. Knew what I wanted to say and said none of it, pretty sure I blacked out for at least some of it. Tell me I'm not the only one, (!!) or tips for self confidence are also welcome.

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I had my Assessor interview this past week and received a pre-screening questionnaire that asked about dual citizenship status. Because I don't even have a passport for the country I am a dual citizen for, I didn't even think about the possibile complications this could lead to with my application. I applied through a career fair at school and didn't see the citizenship requirements, so I guess that's on me.

Born in the US and lived here all my life. Am I screwed regardless?

Hi there! I interview for a position with a planned Parenthood this week for a role as Special Events Manager to oversee their fundraising department. Because most of my work and experience has been in freelance. I’m having a hard time figuring out what my work experience translates to in a Salary position. Therefore, I wonder what my base pay should be. Does anyone have any experience in the role?

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Hi,

My technical round has been scheduled with TCS for front end, angular developer position.

Can anyone please help me, which type of questions generally asked in this video interview.

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I am interviewing for a clinical specialist position with Haemonetics. Does anyone have any experience working for them?

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I live in NYC and recently started interviewing for positions in VA. On average, the offers are higher than the ones I’ve received in NY. I have 11 years of experience, worked for Google, AOL and a VC firm. Does tech companies in Northern VA provide higher comps on average vs NYC?

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Have an interview for Manager position in Bain’s Sydney office. Anyone there available to chat about their experiences?

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How to get an interview with Kroll? I'm currently a third year audit manager with Deloitte and Kroll's consulting practice sounds interesting. Does anyone know how to go about getting an interview? Should I just apply on the website?

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Seeing a lot of openings at the Director/Senior Manager level for Financial Crimes advisory teams across the big four. Any advice or insights worth considering before applying? Thanks in advance!

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If an otherwise good interview the interviewer says: “I think you have great experience that will help you wherever you go”. Should I be reading into this?

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Anyone has given the BIE interview recently? If yes, can you please help me understand what sorts of questions were asked?
Amazon

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Hi everyone! I have an interview with Morgan Stanley next week in their private WM division. Any advice? Anything I should know going in?

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What's a good base salary to live comfortably in the San Jose area for a single person? Thinking about interviewing/moving out there from East coast but seeing the rents is giving me sticker shock.

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Hi Fish,

I attended the interview in cognizant. But i didn't get any feedback of my interview. So, what should I do? Also, I dropped the Mails to recruiter. They did not reply on that.

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Beginning to consider going in house (4th, corp) - I really haven’t thought about what I want, partly because I’m not sure what’s out there/attainable. Is it a bad idea to start by applying to a couple positions that interest me and seeing where that gets me? I’ll of course prep for the interviews but am afraid to burn potential bridges if I ultimately decline because I’m still figuring things out.

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Netcracker Technology Corp. I recently gave interview for the Netcracker Technol.During the initial calls they confirmed my current salary and expected salary. Then they proceeded with the technical rounds and finally HR round was also cleared. They asked me to wait for the offer letter as they required approval from business. After a week when I got no updates on the offer letter i texted them asking about the same. They replied me on the text that the business did not gave approval for the offer. TBC in comment section..

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Paralegals: what’s your least favorite thing about working with attorneys?

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How hard is it to get accepted now? I've heard the acceptance rate has gone down in the last years

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I am an experienced hire. My case might just take you by surprise. I joined EY GDS 10 months back at 40% hike (leaving PwC) and now Deloitte (DIJV) is offering me 2 level up designation at Manager level with another 40% hike. This has effectively doubled my salary in the last one year bt still I am confused to switch or not considering the amazing bonuses GDS payed off today. Please suggest.

What is the use of earning badges in Level up? Is there any advantage to this?

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I don’t like to travel but everyone keeps telling me how I shouldn’t be wasting my 30s. I’d rather save that that money, but many have described traveling as an investment in myself. How exactly would traveling more benefit me?

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Capgemini HR asking me to share offer letters.

Is it fine to share them ?

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Does anyone else feel that calling some minority SA hires “diversity fellows” and the like is somewhat of a dog whistle? If top firms were really committed to DEI, wouldn’t they just hire more unrepresented SAs rather than making them advertise that they were hired as a part of some woke initiative?

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Hi,

Does Infosys place all employees for a 6 month probation period?

Can we apply for leaves in that period?

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What does this mean DTCC ? I have applied previously and it was the same later it was no longer under consideration.

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Hi Everyone! I’ll be interviewing with KPMG as an S1 in tax for their NYC and Stamford offices. Can anyone tell me about busy season hours and general culture? Thank you very much!

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Working from home in customer support provides so much flexibility as a stay at home mom. I can take care of the home, my babies and work without feeling guilty ….talk about mutli-tasking!

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Started my day with a good ole “Well this is how we’ve always done it” after suggesting a process improvement.

So 👏 thankful 👏 only 👏 managers 👏 get 👏 to 👏 make 👏 decisions👏

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Hi Fishes,

Any opening in cyber security domain.
Yoe - 6
Skill set - risk assessment, cloud security, Vapt , threat modelling

Pls give some lead. Thanks in advance

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Hi All,

I'm facing error as "employee ID is not available in BGSW user list" while registering in associate arena app.

Please let me know how to fix this error.

Thanks in Advance.

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Can anyone please suggest any affordable apartments in Abu Dubai or any real estate agents to help me hunt for apartments.

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Anyone know a good degree evaluation service?

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I think I just screwed up on a call with a recruiter. He asked what my salary expectations were and I wasn’t thinking. I threw out a number that is about what I’m making now including my bonus.

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Your opinion on VaynerMedia?

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Just got laid off do I need cobra? I plan to hopefully have a job soon

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We’re in such a vicious business. You give your heart & soul to an agency, a client, a brand. Then the wind changes & you’re laid off, reassigned, chewed up, spit out, on to the next. I’m tired.

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Serious question: why work in advertising if you’re not a creative? I know plenty of smart account people, strategists, data analysts etc. who would almost certainly make more money and enjoy more autonomy in a different field, or at least in-house. What’s the allure if you don’t represent the product?

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Laid off, 10 years exp, tired of acct management. Feel so lost. Don't want to go back to agency side. What should I do? I feel like 💩

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Has anyone tried LinkedIn Premium while on a job search? Is it worth it, would you recommend, and why?

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Dogs in offices are cool, but who's offering some comfy siesta benefits? 😴💤

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Getting pushed to do account work as a PM is making me want to scream. And the bullshit let's align on PM expectations meetings when I'm doing my job is driving me up the wall. I'm doing my job....YOU aren't.

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Here’s to the introverts finally getting a chance to have a little control over how and when interactions happen with others.

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What are the latest RTO plans @ NYC based agencies. I know COVID cases and crime (subway especially) are on the rise. Looking for a new gig mostly remote. Living in another state but have a rent controlled sublet in NY. Considering which spots I should apply to. Acct/Planning roles.

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I am a strategist and have been told InTouch is a “strategy-driven” organization (which is unusual but would be amazing). But another poster just said it’s account driven (which is typical). What’s your experience and how do you know?

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Hi friends of fishbowl! A year ago I told myself no more agencies. Then I got a job at another agency and I’m basically hating my life more than ever right now. This place is not good for me mentally and I’ve only been here for 90 days. I should’ve listened to my gut but here we are. So my question is what job titles should I be targeting as a senior project manager if I want to go to to client side?

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Do LinkedIn skills endorsements mean anything? Has any recruiter said... "Whoa! She's got 47 people that think she's a great writer... we gotta get her in here!" ?

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Any info about OMD Clorox, McDonalds or Wells Fargo accounts ?

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Where you fish getting ad industry news? I can’t bring myself to pay for publications like AdAge, Campaign or AdWeek, but I want to know which accounts and teams are moving around.

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I know agencies across the board did some layoffs right before the holidays, but when do we think hiring will pick up again? Getting to a point where I feel like I need to start thinking about a change.

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