Someone give me a play to dump all my money into. Expecting a 10x return in a week

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UVXY

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The DD is that the market has gone up non-stop, I think there will be volatility. Taxes hikes are also likely coming.
This index tracks volatility so when the market goes down, UVXY will go up.
If anything, it’s a good hedge to protect your stock holdings.

*It’s also at all time lows.

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