Someone give me a play to dump all my money into. Expecting a 10x return in a week

TC New grad Software Engineer
Base: $110k
Sign-On: $35k
RSU: $120k/3years
Relocation: $20k

Starting fresh with virtually $0 savings and $0 worth of financial literacy, whats the best course of action? any advice is greatly appreciated!

If I max out my traditional 401k and have a mortgage interest deduction to against my w-2 taxes does it mean I can pay way less taxes than a average person who makes same amount salary as me?

Offtopic:
Any WhatsApp group of stock/option traders?
Am an option seller and looking forward to connect to like minded people.

Phone and Internet bills reimbursement claim in Grey HR. With this claim are we getting Income tax exemption or reimbursement of cost. Can someone clarify it.

Is it better to buy stocks and options around 10 or after 1 pm central time to avoid the market rush/high at 9 and 12?

Okay, who here was smart enough to put in $80 limit buys?

Tax question: married filing jointly for 1st time next year. Company recommends/requires me to fill out its tax calculator. Is this required? Can I just leave it at 0? What are implications if I skip this exercise? Overpay? Underpay? Enough to maybe have a penalty? Me and wife are ~$250k/$150K=$400k total.

What’s the best site to put your condo on rent other than Kijiji & MLS?

This is an emotional dump rn. It may be lack of social interaction but I'm really frustrated lately. I feel like I lost last 2.5 years of my life with ongoing lockdowns and job instability in the first half of the pandemic. I was 28 turing 31. I get good dates but -ve self talk
Inflation is high & coming from a low income family where you're supposed to help your parents is driving me nuts. Although I make a good salary, after rent, car insurance, there isn't much left (unfav currency exchange)

My husbands company does not offer after tax contributions. Since pwc does, is there a mechanism where I am be able to increase mine to roll over to his? Understand it wouldn’t be straightforward, but wanted to see if there’s a way to do it. I know we would each be subject to the 58k in tax advantaged accounts.

Do you guys think the Bay is a good city to retire in? I want to buy my parents a house closer to me but not sure if I want to move them here but it's either that or I leave

Has anyone negotiated a 401k match to begin immediately? I have a great offer but a 1 year wait. I’m super focused on building retirement and really don’t want to wait for a match.

Looking to rent a home in the Central Park area but there are very few homes available for rent on Zillow. Does anyone know of any other platforms that might have listings that are not on Zillow? I imagine most people who are trying to rent out their home/investment property would list on Zillow but thought I’d ask!

I’m currently signed on a contract for my first house for new construction that has gas heating. I have not lived in a house with this before and this entire time have been battling the anxiety of it even with detector. The house, location, and price is all everything I could dream of. Any advice on what to do in this situation?

Is ethereum the new Bitcoin? Do you invest in it? Why/why not?

Tampa lawyers who work downtown: where do you live? Looking to purchase a house soon and am trying to decide between a low commute time (crappier house and a tight move financially) and a longer commute time (nicer house and more comfortable financially). The longer commute time also comes with better public schools, and I want to have kids.

Does anyone know how to declare in my individual tax return, RSA and Stock Options from a US Company that I have? Non exercised yet.

Plan to buy a place and currently trying to pick a real estate agent. Some realtors require to sign an exclusive service contract. Should we go with someone that doesn’t require a contract?

An out of office email i read somewhere.

Hi,

Thanks for your email. I am currently OoO.
For emergencies conatct below
USI -112
US - 911

All other things can be taken care when i am back.

Are there any openings in enterprise profitability team in PWC sdc?

Is Trump saying that he’s innocent and therefore so is Brett Kavanaugh really a good strategy?

Hi I have 1.5 year experience In manual testing. How to find job In mid level company ?

Moving from a boutique (<30 employees, MBB competitor) to the strategy practice of a Big 4. Have only worked for boutiques in the past, so I’m expecting there to be some major differences in terms of working style.

What are the major differences and ‘watch outs’ you would point out to me? Could be anything from culture, to red tape, to compliance etc.

don’t want to work today. working on this one PPT slide that’s going to be the death of me. not feeling like working in general this week due to short week and still trying to get better from being sick🤒

🆘

Has anyone gone through official internal transfer to another BU? If so, please DM me, would be great to hear the whole process. Happy Saturday.

Hello peeps,
I’m an SC and new to Deloitte Australia. I had few questions.
1. When/which month do we get increments/hikes in a year? Is it twice a year or just once?
2. What’s an average % increase in pay each year?
3. How many years does it usually take for a promotion from SC to M?

Recruiter for big tech company reached out on LinkedIn about a role. I asked about ballpark compensation numbers and they said they’re only comfortable sharing on a live call. Replied that I often receive LinkedIn offers for roles of paycuts around 30-50% so I want to make sure we’re in the same rough range. Recruiter again said she would only share via live call. Is this a red flag?

Hi Frnds,

Looking for accounts / finance job in Pune or work from home. Having 9 years of experience. Please help. 🙏

What causes a coin to suddenly spike 100%+ in value in a matter of hours? I mean how does demand collectively sky rocket - seems unlikely that so many people would have a coordinated buy?

Be honest, do you see yourself staying in the game to make partner?

When is busy season over for the SOX side of stuff? Please tell it doesn’t go past 12/31.

How difficult is it to move from the UK to US without having studied there and just applying to a big tech directly (not a transfer)? NB: have previously worked in a big tech as a PM in the UK as well as time at McK

I’m currently a consultant in the financial services space and have 2 years of experience.I am looking to exit and really interested in CRE but don’t want to start at an entry level position or take a pay cut. Does anyone have suggestions on the best way to do this? Or know of any real estate consulting firms that are worth applying to?

NOK & BB let’s go 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

If you could only purchase one call option for the next year, what would it be?

To the moon

The GME hearing is happening right now fyi. I’m so proud of Keith

GME, BB, AMC, NOK, PLTR

AMC NOK Hold ?

bought doge about a month ago for shits and giggles. TO THE MOON!!!!!

r/wsb is back up and running.

How do we get back into wsb

Y’all can tell me I’m crazy but am I the only one who feels like this is way more than just memes and a little extra money? It feels like a damn revolution. Feels like we’re fighting to swing the power balance back out of the grip of all this old money and into the hands of the people. Maybe I’m just a dreamer

The key is to keep the momentum going guys...we can’t give up so easily and let the suits win. $AMC to the moon tomorrow!!

Doge is up 103% today

Fridayyyyyy. Let’s NOK this one out of the park!

Has the squeeze squoze?

Thoughts on Nokia's upcoming 2/4 earnings call? Got a call expiring 2/5 😬😬😬

Thoughts on XPSA?

So what’s the plan tomorrow?