Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand (cringey) words…

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Uh, can you just answer the phones please

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I mean I am no fan of her but that’s what her profile says.

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I thought that was Sam Altman at first.

Also who is reposting this LMAO

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Besides being cringey…..There is nothing warm about sitting in the snow laden woods naked. Lol

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There is no Emoji option for this! 💩

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This is LI?

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“OnlyLinks” just made my entire Christmas week. Thank you D1 😂😂

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Click bait for fellas who think she’s real and want to connect. Or maybe a tight white tank top is what working professional “jersey girls” wear for their LI profile.

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Ho about wearing cloths, getting out of the snow and eating soup for staying warm o the cold Tuesday? Usually works for me better.

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Any female fish want to hang out tonight? ☺️

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Finger Lickin' Good

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Digital killed the advertising business.
Agree or Disagree?

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Does anyone really, really love their job? Or do you just do it to pay bills and get to the weekend? I'm curious how many people actually truly love what they do

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I wanted to see how many of y’all have an MBA and whether it’s worth considering. Does anyone have insights on this?

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Which coffee maker do you recommend?

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I have an MHA and 4 years of management experience. I’m currently a manager, but seeking a director level position. Any advice for trying to temper my expectations? I feel like all director level positions have 5 years in the posting, but a lot of my peers with the same experience are already in director level positions. Are they just lucky? Am I jumping the gun? Do I just need to stick it out?

Hello Fishes,

I joined CG on 27th July, the first project require me to work on documentation not related to my tech(networking) this I said no and went on bench.
The second project/client they tagged asking me to wrok on FTP L1 Monitoring and t-shoot.
Again this is not relevant to my exp(6 years in Network).

How to get released from this? the upper line is not in touch with me not they responding with update

What options do i have, what if I abscond?

Will they give me exp letter?

Will there ever be a day that brown women aren’t judged by their single/married status?

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Self-employed freelance logo designer, anyone know of any jobs?

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Let’s say you’re the main character of some action movie. Think military / Jason Bourne / Ethan Hunt type of guy. You’re only bringing one watch with you on your mission across the world. Streets of Paris, African jungles, Southeast Asia, and wherever else the mission takes you. What watch you wearing?

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Hi Guys,

I've received offer for the position of Data engineer from Fractal, Gartner and Dunnhumby.
Fractal - 13.5 LPA
Dunnhumby - 15 LPA
Gartner - 15 LPA
Any suggestions on which company should I join ? I've 2+ years of experience.

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Anyone works for Humana um administrative/support . Would like to know salary,day to day job duties. Any advancement opportunities?

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Hi Citi Sharks,

How many of you have got pop up during netbanking Or mail to switch from citi account to Axis account. How long can we have the citi bank, I have few FD s as well not sure what will happen. Citi Citicorp services india pvt ltd

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Is it good to join TCS or should I wait for couple of more years, cause of there re-hire policy.
I have 4.4yrs of experience and in TCS my technical rounds are clear but i am still waiting for HR round which is taking lot of time to schedule.
If i should join TCS then what package should i negotiate?
I am holding an offer of 15.2LPA from OPTUM

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What’s a good answer to what’s your biggest failure? And to when did you give up on something - what was the outcome?

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Let's get Meta with it here for a second. Since it's Monday, and I'm relatively jr. I'm interested to hear your experience breaking into the industry as a minority. What was it like.

Hi Fishes,

Could someone help answer this.
I have a offer from CTS and I'm considering joining here but I've heard a lot of bad remarks regarding bench policy.

Now I'm worried whether i will get a project once I join here or will I get kicked out in 30 days if not.

Tech stack: Mulesoft

This is the first time I'm switching companies so I'm really worried about how life will be if I take the risk and join here.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is how I feel!!!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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