sure it's an add, but stuff like this seems like a joke

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works at
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Where’s the “dream about your potential growth and opportunity within your organization” bullet?

It's under "Creative Rest" in your imagination

I wonder what science backed this lol

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Hi Northern Trust friends, i got offer from NTOS. Can you please let me know how is work type there. Is it hybrid or currently wfh?
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Anyone joining Deloitte india in the month of October?

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My wfh setup. I don’t know if I chose the wrong career being a consultant or should’ve been a pro gamer streaming videos on YouTube/Twitch. I spend way too much on computer and ergonomic hardware 💸💸💸

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Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with discrimination as an Asian in the workplace? In my company it seems like it’s a white boys club where and they just promote white ppl because they’re white. And then they have a lower bar for promotions for minorities (traditional minorities likes Hispanics and African Americans). Meanwhile they make Asians do all the work. I am not generalizing that this is how it is everywhere but it definitely is that way in my workplace. Any advice?

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What's a skill that everyone should know how to do?

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What will be in in hand salary at 14.4 CTC? I have education loan as tax saving

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Whoever got retained in CTS, did you get your revised offer during notice period or it was just an email confirmation ?Cognizant CTS

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I struggle w/ deep convos in social settings w/ partners. We have team dinners every few weeks that I go to, but find it tough to engage with them. Doing well on case, but feel it’s career limiting.

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I applied for a post of Test Automation Engineer in UBS, Pune. What salary can I expect?
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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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This is how I feel!!!

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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