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Tell me you’re a fake account without telling me you’re a fake account….

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They totally could have a registered nurse to deal with on-site health issues and to issue prescriptions for minor stuff. Saves a ton on health insurance costs for employer

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EY 1
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It seems possible that Netflix could hire medical staff

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Slalom Consulting 1
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Unless I know for a fact they are lying, I wouldn’t assume so just by this. It’s not far fetched for Netflix to employ an RN on campus or on a production.

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I checked her profile….it’s fake

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Before you comment on this and say that Netflix has RN on-site….look at LI to see who else is a RN at LI. To my knowledge, there is no Netflix studio in Vietnam….

It’s clearly a scam and the fact you couldn’t see that makes me wonder how easily you can be tricked….

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The name is helo baby. Why did you even bother to click?

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a Manager 1
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They could’ve worked on the Netflix campus

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They don’t

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You do realize there are plenty of onsite nurses in corporate America right? Please tell me this isn’t new to you.

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It’s not…my office has a nurse, but they’re usually part of an 3rd party agency. My company doesn’t have a nurse, they have a 3rd party vendor that provides a nurse

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an Attorney
▸ Law
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Started my law firm this month. Have a few of-counsel positions and want to do mostly litigation (civil and commercial in NY). Besides word of mouth and networking, have any of you found any websites or services that generate legitimate leads?

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Hello Everyone, I am a Java & Openshift developer (AVP) with 9 YOE at Barclays India. I am interviewing for a Java AVP position at Barclays Glasgow. What salary can I expect at Glasgow and how much should I be able to save per month (will be staying alone) ? Barclays Thank you.

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▸ Strategy
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What all factors are considered for year end appraisals in your org?

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works at ZS Associates
▸ Strategy
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30M here, up for a chat

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works at Slalom Consulting
▸ Technology
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Rajma is bae 😍

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I have 12 YOE in software testing with 8YOE in automation testing. How much salary can I expect?

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works at Bydint IT Solutions Pvt Ltd
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Hi Fishes,

Iam looking for a job

YOE 3.6
UFT automation, VB script, Azure Devops, SQL queries,
Manual testing

Please suggest me a job...
Please give me likes to enable messaging. Thankyou all......

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Investing in crypto is fun again :)

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Is there a difference between strategy & operations and business operations & strategy?

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a Lead Devops Engineer
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Studying for the AWS Solutions Architect exam, any pointers?

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a Consultant
▸ Strategy
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Heard BCG laid off quite a few people this summer. Is this true?

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a Data Engineer
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Faced this weird behaviour from Optum recently. Gave interview for Data Scientist position. HR said feedback is positive. Asked for documents. It's been month now since I have shared the documents. I have no update on the offer. Today I called HR, she called me back saying the position is on hold due to recalibration in team, She has shared interview feedbacks to other teams and will get back to me in couple of days. I am clueless now. My last working day is approaching (In a month). Any Help??

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Any tips for HireVue interviews/Delta Airlines?

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works at Uplers
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a Wholesaler
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Has anyone taken the CAIA ? Any tips ?

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Our firm needs a ln experienced paralegal, is there anyway to find one besides the typical job boards?

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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a Consultant I
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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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a Chief Product Officer
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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Pro

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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a Vice President
▸ Financial Advisors
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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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a Creative Director
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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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an Assistant General Counsel
▸ Law
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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Enthusiast

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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works at Deloitte
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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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a Senior Consultant
▸ Healthcare
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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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a Senior Manager
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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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a Manager
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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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a Management Consultant
▸ Digital
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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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▸ Law
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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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