TFW you look at yourself in the mirror at the hair stylist and realize your face looks like a bag of smashed assholes after too many screen hours, airport hours, and drinks...

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A bag of smashed assholes 🤔

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You heard me.

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A new haircut ain't fixin that bag of smashed beaten down assholes

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Have been there so many times

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Well, that's a vivid mental image to end the week on.

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I just got food all over myself from laughing out loud 😂😂😂

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