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I’m so grateful for the opportunity to support your vertical

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Someone hand me the PPT juice

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WM1 lol looks like you are leading now

The partner said ... “But I’m fully utilized😢”

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Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the hydrant.

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Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂

“Are we sure this passes the sniff test?”

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We need your support in this gig, you‘ll be on stage with great exposure to Senior Management both clients and the firm!

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We’ve got a great high vis opportunity for you!

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I feel the heel...plz fix

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You will get promoted, they said.

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diversity and inclusion dinner

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“When you are the last one left in your team”

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joder mi vida.

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We're really getting to the crotch of the argument

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I see a clear path to the final presentation from here...

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“We forgot this (critical) info but it wont affect the schedule” 😒sure 😂

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The glamour of consulting they said

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“Yes, I have the bandwidth”

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“I did not want to be in Support”

RAG status Amber (I know I know - freaking awful)

Client : “You dress like an asshole”
Consultant: “yes”

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Sounds about right

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming

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Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

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Just let me know what else needs to be fixed 👌

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Where is the lie

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Putin and pals

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Sounds like a good plan

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No longer the worst!

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The slide decks have never been more ready. Bring it

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Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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Me too, kid

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Why do holidays when you can extend your impact

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