The five briefs of New Advertising:

• Inspire more choices easy around you.
• You entrepreneur passion.
• Easy you easy empower choices.
• Passion inspired easy entrepreneur you.
• You-centric passion easy NOW!

It might take you a few strategy meetings and a few rounds tweaking the deck…but dont worry, you WILL get there. All of these will CHANGE THE WORLD. Now go be inspired passion choices easy you passion.

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I felt like I was having a stroke reading this.

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Who is cooking toast?

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Written with autofill

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The client put these through testing and is requesting we add a couple additional “empowers” for better recall.

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This wordsalad brought to you by Strategy Ipsum.

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Yeah the whole Strategy department worked on all of these—theyre very proud of them because theyre human truths.

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The hell is this?

Your entrepreneur passion choices easy inspiration. We think this can be big—have fun with it!

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