the post is cringe, the comment is perfection.

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Seems clear why he's looking for work.

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I guess getting bent over by a large firm is more impressive than getting bent over by a small one 🤷🏻‍♂️

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While we're at it: monochrome monitors for everyone. You don't deserve color!

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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