"There's this really dry movie that they are planning to film underwater."

Working in USI and want to switch to Deloitte UK. 4 yoe in cloud security. How much ctc should i expect?

What is a comfortable salary level for a couple in NYC?

OTS is growing rapidly and leadership has asked us SMs to assist with recruiting. One of our needs is for cybersecurity and data privacy consultants interested in M&A e.g. CISSP, CISA, CIPP, CIPM, etc

I am being offered 24 lpa fixed for 601 associate role,which i think is low as per market standards..my current company is Matching that too. Can I say this to Hr of jpmc to revisit my offer...

Any recommendations for a female psychologist in the Alexandria,VA area?

Who is everyone voting for this coming city election? I don't want another four years of John Tory.

Is there any tax deductions for variable pay when its credited to every 3 months?

When will we able to see payslip in portal?

What is alight noida in wipro ?

Please suggest:
KPMG (Data Engineer) vs CitiusTech (Sr. Software Engineer? Package is not so imp - looking for wlb and learning growth.

when i will get mail from administrato@hr my joining is on monday 7/11?

can anyone please share @CitiusTech MR round general questions? today i hvae MR round.

I have heard lay off happens in CitiusTech, is anyone aware about this

Would you leave a job at a startup who is still running on investment funds after almost 5-6 years of founding even though work environment is great?

Anyone know about what "Business Review" status mean ?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."