Things I want to do at work before I leave PA: 1) Slip viagra pills in audit teams water and see who wins 2) Bring sleeping bag and pillow for Nap time at 2pm 3) Respond IDK to all partner review pnts

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Should resubmit this post except amend the first part with: Things I want to do before I get black listed by PA firms:

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#3 😂

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Add to number 1 add laxatives. Then you have a team that HAS to get up to shit and they all have boners running around the office Hahahaha....or even better, the client! 😂😂😂

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Leaving PA or leaving work for good

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Great point EY 1. If I'm leaving work for good I'll prolly need all the viagra pills I can get.

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Sorry. Exceptions gave been noted and escalated to management

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OP clearly wins the national recruiting award for BDO!!! 😜

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